Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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