yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
We are two peas in an std pod
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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