Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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