She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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