my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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