Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I just want nice things and good sex
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
