One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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