The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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