WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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