He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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