lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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