Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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