In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Blood and glitter go together right?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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