my vag is so smooth its legendary
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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