This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Sorry about my life...
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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