That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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