I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
She tied me up with her honor cords...
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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