I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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