Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
