Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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