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• (517): View more from Michigan

  New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause

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• (360): View more from Washington

  on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink

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• (714): View more from California

  It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  Dude. Her vagina is a blender.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.

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