when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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