maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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