She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
You may now shotgun with the bride
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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