Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
