Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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