Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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