my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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