Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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