My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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