Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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