4 words: hood of his car
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
