You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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