How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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