Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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