she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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