just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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