it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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