Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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