You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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