I showed him my bush... on skype.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
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