They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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