I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
