we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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