her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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