think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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