i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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