yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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