But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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