Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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