Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
