Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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